Unreliable old Suzukis.

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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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Alan H wrote:
stevewharton wrote:
Alan H wrote: Not all of us, just the dimbo bimbo from grimbo with the wishy washy fishy pishy gaily scaley watter twatter.
Alan, my MoldY mate :lol:

Yet again you missed out "multiple award winning bike" at the KETTLE clinic 2019 YORKSHIRE rally, as voted for by the members and their good ladies (including yours) :lol:

Or are you suffering from (age related memory loss?) ;)
No. Still waiting for the cheque. :|
If it'll get rid of you for good I'll post it immediately, otherwise you'll be waiting a loooong time :lol:

P.S. defo an apostrophe in carb's, you should know that professor MoldY. ;)
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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stevewharton wrote: P.S. defo an apostrophe in carb's, you should know that professor MoldY. ;)
Nope. Not even as a shortened word. It's plural, so no apostrophe.
So there.
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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To be honest my GT380 just keeps going & going & going , most reliable dependable bike I have ever had .

My GT750 on the other hand , well , that’s the eye candy in the garage !!!!!
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Ditto my GT380B. I’ve tried ignoring it & putting it back together badly but it just keeps going!
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Alan H wrote:
stevewharton wrote: P.S. defo an apostrophe in carb's, you should know that professor MoldY. ;)
Nope. Not even as a shortened word. It's plural, so no apostrophe.
So there.
Have taken professional advice on this (not yours, :roll: ) from an english language lecturer and it seems we're both wrong and both right, because the use of an apostrophe in that word is debatable.
The fact that we can't post anything on here, without you professing to know better than anyone else about the pronunciation of the english language is quite funny, so please keep it up.
And by the way, re' an earlier post of yours, there are two l's in "hotelled". :ugeek:
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Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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stevewharton wrote: Have taken professional advice on this (not yours, :roll: ) from an english language lecturer and it seems we're both wrong and both right, because the use of an apostrophe in that word is debatable.
The fact that we can't post anything on here, without you professing to know better than anyone else about the pronunciation of the english language is quite funny, so please keep it up.
And by the way, re' an earlier post of yours, there are two l's on "hotelled". :ugeek:
See, told you I was right. Can't be arst to find the other thing you're drivelling on about, but no doubt you're wrong again.......
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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Alan H wrote:
stevewharton wrote: Have taken professional advice on this (not yours, :roll: ) from an english language lecturer and it seems we're both wrong and both right, because the use of an apostrophe in that word is debatable.
The fact that we can't post anything on here, without you professing to know better than anyone else about the pronunciation of the english language is quite funny, so please keep it up.
And by the way, re' an earlier post of yours, there are two l's in "hotelled". :ugeek:
See, told you I was right
And wrong :lol:
Alan H wrote:Can't be arst to find the other thing you're drivelling on about, but no doubt you're wrong again.......
Of course you can't be bothered, :roll: because you're wrong perchance :lol:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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stevewharton wrote:
Alan H wrote:
stevewharton wrote: Have taken professional advice on this (not yours, :roll: ) from an english language lecturer and it seems we're both wrong and both right, because the use of an apostrophe in that word is debatable.
The fact that we can't post anything on here, without you professing to know better than anyone else about the pronunciation of the english language is quite funny, so please keep it up.
And by the way, re' an earlier post of yours, there are two l's in "hotelled". :ugeek:
See, told you I was right
And wrong :lol:
Alan H wrote:Can't be arst to find the other thing you're drivelling on about, but no doubt you're wrong again.......
Of course you can't be bothered, :roll: because you're wrong perchance :lol:
Go and fettle yer bikes for Christ's sake (yes, the apostrophe is in the right place)
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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Ok Mr. Cadelabra.
But is there any truth in the rumour that the reason Boris's jet is costing so much to repaint, is because they have to crane it into your back garden?
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Re: Unreliable old Suzukis.

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Go and fettle yer bikes for Christ's sake (yes, the apostrophe is in the right place)[/quote]


Bikes fully fettled, that's why we're always arguing, we're bored. :roll:

Not sure your apostrophe is in the right place though, but I'm sure professor MoldY will be along soon to mark your effort. :roll: :lol:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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