Now, as we all have, I've paid lots of dosh as successive government numpties say the seas will rise and flood london and we should all pay to stop it happening.
Well, most of us wouldn't mind if london tours had to be in a submarine, and wouldn't go anyway, but I think we should get a rebate when it's this cowd.
Who give a toss about polar bears anyway?
Why don't they move south and turn veggie?
That'd save 'em getting piles on a little iceberg wouldn't it?
Are they thick or summat?
Discuss.
just creatures that spend most of their days asleep & getting high on Eucalyptus Leaves & peeing on members of The Royal Family who are silly enough to try & cuddle one 
