The joys of owning a bike.

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stevewharton
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Re: The joys of owning a bike.

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It started out quite sensible :roll:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Re: The joys of owning a bike.

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That was your first mistake!
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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Re: The joys of owning a bike.

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No, my biggest mistake was joining this lunatic asylum in the first place, my second mistake was staying here once I'd realised how insane some of you are and my next mistake was becoming just/almost as crazy :?
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Re: The joys of owning a bike.

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We are Borg.
You have been assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
Not that any work was needed in any case!


And who would refuse Jerry Ryan?

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I just wish I'd played Ensign Kim.......
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Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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I'm gonna change that "just/almost as crazy :? " to "let me out of here quick :tw "
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Alan H wrote:Gawd. This thread's making Paul seem normal! :shock:
Oi, I’m watchin yer know!
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Alan H wrote:Gawd. This thread's making Paul seem normal! :shock:
This thread unraveled a long time ago, me thinks.........
what the fuck was that ????

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