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Alan H
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Really disappointed.

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I joined the new Brexit party with the intention of being an MEP for 5 or 10 minutes before the EU was brought to a complete meltdown, but I haven't been selected (yet.) :cry: Hopefully no-one on here has put the mockers on.
Things that I was hoping to implement as Environment Sheik were;
1. Make all uphills into downhills and all downhills flat.
2. Mandatory 2 stroke engines in all vehicles.
3. Total ban on all german cars.
4. Mandatory bacon sarnie/pork pie for breakfast every day.
5. No veggie/vegan food allowed EVER.
6. All current MPs to have their pictures put on dartboards/targets for soldiers to use daily.
7. Jail all bankers and lawyers just because it seems right.

Should have been enough to get me some votes, shirley?

Looks like I'l have to try as a UK MP then. :roll:
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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Sensible policies for a better world
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Well yer got my vote m-lud :roll:
Some other vote winners you may consider
1) more speed cameras with the “fine” payed to the offender?
2) all burger restraunts joints must supply NON halal meat and must display the fact on the shop front
3) Police to be given the authority to shoot on sight the following. Moped riders, cyclists, caravan owners :roll: and anyone who refuses to work when they’re able to do so.
4) People who wash their cars every Sunday at the same time should be made to wash their neighbours car
5) ditto grass cutters/gardner’s
I could go on :lol:
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Don't forget to wash yer hands after the cross burnin' and I understand Vanish is great for getting marks out of white robes :roll: :lol:
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canaletto5 wrote:Don't forget to wash yer hands after the cross burnin' and I understand Vanish is great for getting marks out of white robes :roll: :lol:
Good point Kev, I’ll bear that in mind :lol:
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You get my vote but I like u to go a bit more with MP
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Oh yes before I forget!
Moto GP to be scrapped and the proper GP system to be reinstated
50cc
125cc
250cc
350cc
500cc
No restrictions of any type, as many cylinders and gears as you like. Two stroke, four stroke and rotary engines. Turbo or supercharging as you see fit. No rider aids are allowed. A law must be passed so that if any manufacturer wishes to sell road bikes they must compete in at least three of the classes above.
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