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canaletto5 wrote:That's a foul lie, he didn't head butt it, it hit the back of his neck
Oi, you, get back to work. You must love it! :lol:
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PaulD738 wrote:
2strokejohnny wrote:i've had 2 hernia ops and it's lifting heavy objects that need to be avoided.
I would think getting a 500lb DRAGON on and off the center stand would qualify as a heavy object? :lol:
Well it's 16 days since my op' and I really am getting fed up now :| however, swmbo has gone out for the day and I'm sat here schemingly thinking that I could pop out for a quick ride and she wouldn't even know, but then again one of the neighbours would probably tell her if I did :roll:
And for once in my life I must be sensible, because as mentioned above, getting that 500lb lump back on its mainstand would probably cause me some pain. So back to reading, or gazing out the window at the glorious sunshine :shock:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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stevewharton wrote:
PaulD738 wrote:
2strokejohnny wrote:i've had 2 hernia ops and it's lifting heavy objects that need to be avoided.
I would think getting a 500lb COD on and off the center stand would qualify as a heavy object? :lol:
Well it's 16 days since my op' and I really am getting fed up now :| however, swmbo has gone out for the day and I'm sat here schemingly thinking that I could pop out for a quick ride and she wouldn't even know, but then again one of the neighbours would probably tell her if I did :roll:
And for once in my life I must be sensible, because as mentioned above, getting that 500lb COD back on its mainstand would probably cause me some pain. So back to reading, or gazing out the window at the glorious sunshine :shock:
Not as much pain as SWMBO would give you when she found out :lol:
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PaulD738 wrote: I would think getting a 500lb DRAGON on and off the center stand would qualify as a heavy object? :lol:[/quote

Not as much pain as SWMBO would give you when she found out :lol:
You're right there Paul, my life wouldn't be worth living :?
Oh and one other thing, stop changing my words, it's "DRAGON" right, not "cod" because there's no way on earth you would describe a cod as beautiful, not like my lovely kettle. Keep it up and I'll have to pay you a mafia style visit and leave a cod head under your pillow. :mrgreen:
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stevewharton wrote:there's no way on earth you would describe a cod as beautiful:
Dunno about that Steve. The one I had last night was bloody tasty!
I imagine it would be a lot more tender than flying lizard meat too!! :shock:
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Steve saw these and thought might be of help,John
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2strokejohnny wrote:Steve saw these and thought might be of help,John
Good idea John :roll: and what a coincidence, you stumbling across my last modelling job before I retired :D
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Mmm. The smaller middle picture, I suppose.
Or it could be Mizzy many years ago when he was at school......... :roll:
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My wife says I've got the body of a god, trouble is she meant Buddha :roll:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Alan H wrote:Mmm. The smaller middle picture, I suppose.
Or it could be Mizzy many years ago when he was at school......... :roll:
It wasn’t that long ago ( well, 25 years ago) I had a body like a Greek god. Trouble is I got a taste for Yorkshire puddings and beer. Never thought it would have such an effect. :shock:
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