Blimey someone’s been busyjohnakay wrote:Well paid for my coronavirus test and I haven't got it . So I'm well happy
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Corona virus
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PaulD738
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Re: Corona virus
They're rubbish them Jap bikes lad they won't last five minutes! you want to get yourself a nice Royal Enfield!
A quote from my old dad
I started out with nothing and I’ve got most of it left!
A quote from my old dad
I started out with nothing and I’ve got most of it left!
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Alan H
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johnakay
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Re: Corona virus
aye I.m a very sociable kind of chap.
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
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wardy
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Re: Corona virus
Ive just returned from seeing my doctor today.
The problem was that I couldn't stop buying cars. I was up to seven and it was costing me a fortune and my wife was doing her nut.
she said you'll have to go to the surgery as there's plainly something wrong with you..no one wants all these cars!
So.. of I went to the docs... explained what the problem was to him and he wanted me to lay on the couch for an examination.
This I did, and he gave me a good going over with his stethoscope, before saying " Right.Mr Ward, I now know whats wrong with you and I'm afraid it's not good news;;
You seem to have the CAR OWNER VIRUS".
The problem was that I couldn't stop buying cars. I was up to seven and it was costing me a fortune and my wife was doing her nut.
she said you'll have to go to the surgery as there's plainly something wrong with you..no one wants all these cars!
So.. of I went to the docs... explained what the problem was to him and he wanted me to lay on the couch for an examination.
This I did, and he gave me a good going over with his stethoscope, before saying " Right.Mr Ward, I now know whats wrong with you and I'm afraid it's not good news;;
You seem to have the CAR OWNER VIRUS".
Andy;
1976 gt750A; 86 FZ750
1977gt380A
1982 z400j
1981 z650f.....1988 Sufolk punch 14"
"look;it's my bike; when you own it ,you can paint it any colour you like!"
(I once painted my Z650 PINK and had the pink panther logo on the tailpiece)
1976 gt750A; 86 FZ750
1977gt380A
1982 z400j
1981 z650f.....1988 Sufolk punch 14"
"look;it's my bike; when you own it ,you can paint it any colour you like!"
(I once painted my Z650 PINK and had the pink panther logo on the tailpiece)
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stevewharton
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- Location: Grimsby, Lincolnshire.
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Oh dear Andy, I think you've been listening to that Alan H too much. I reckon it's coat and door time for you 
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" 
they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".-
Optedout
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Re: Corona virus
This all seems a very long time ago now and somehow not quite so funny!