Christmas is coming, how else do you think he’s going to have a banquet. None of that foreign muck for Alan.PaulD738 wrote:I bet it’s a skinny little sod toocanaletto5 wrote:No, he has a quarter share with three other tight gits
Yorkshire joke.
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Re: Yorkshire joke.
I'll bet he gets the parson's nose
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He likes the rear end so I’ve been told.canaletto5 wrote:I'll bet he gets the parson's nose
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Re: Yorkshire joke.
Thankyou.
And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum.
And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum.
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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Re: Yorkshire joke.
The little sh1t was too bloody slow anyway, it took him a week to get hereAlan H wrote:Thankyou.
And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum.
They're rubbish them Jap bikes lad they won't last five minutes! you want to get yourself a nice Royal Enfield!
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A quote from my old dad
I started out with nothing and I’ve got most of it left!
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It was a simple pie, just pigeon, cos there wasn't mushroom insideAlan H wrote:Thankyou.
And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum.
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canaletto5 wrote:It was a simple pie, just pigeon, cos there wasn't mushroom insideAlan H wrote:Thankyou.
And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum.
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Re: Yorkshire joke.
No! the welsh pigeons must be related to the Yorkie onesAlan H wrote:Got yer V5 yet, Paul?
They're rubbish them Jap bikes lad they won't last five minutes! you want to get yourself a nice Royal Enfield!
A quote from my old dad
I started out with nothing and I’ve got most of it left!
A quote from my old dad
I started out with nothing and I’ve got most of it left!
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Re: Yorkshire joke.
Probably a bit sheepish.PaulD738 wrote:No! the welsh pigeons must be related to the Yorkie onesAlan H wrote:Got yer V5 yet, Paul?
Proof that four strokes are over complicated