Yorkshire joke.

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PaulD738 wrote:
canaletto5 wrote:No, he has a quarter share with three other tight gits
I bet it’s a skinny little sod too :shock:
Christmas is coming, how else do you think he’s going to have a banquet. None of that foreign muck for Alan.
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I'll bet he gets the parson's nose
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canaletto5 wrote:I'll bet he gets the parson's nose
He likes the rear end so I’ve been told. :lol:
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Thankyou.

And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum. :lol:
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Alan H wrote:Thankyou.

And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum. :lol:
The little sh1t was too bloody slow anyway, it took him a week to get here :lol:
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Got yer V5 yet, Paul? :tw
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Alan H wrote:Thankyou.

And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum. :lol:
It was a simple pie, just pigeon, cos there wasn't mushroom inside
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canaletto5 wrote:
Alan H wrote:Thankyou.

And the pigeon was in a pie, cos he kept going for a skwark. Yum, yum. :lol:
It was a simple pie, just pigeon, cos there wasn't mushroom inside
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Alan H wrote:Got yer V5 yet, Paul? :tw
No! the welsh pigeons must be related to the Yorkie ones :lol:
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PaulD738 wrote:
Alan H wrote:Got yer V5 yet, Paul? :tw
No! the welsh pigeons must be related to the Yorkie ones :lol:
Probably a bit sheepish. :lol:
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