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Alan H
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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby Alan H » Tue May 12, 2020 8:37 am

stevewharton wrote:
Alan H wrote:GT550s are the gaffer tape of the universe. If it's broken, they hold it together.


What we have to remember though, this forum is and always will be, called the "KETTLE" clinic.
Not the 550 clinic, or the 380 clinic, or any other clinic.

That suggests the kettles need a clinic and the others don't. About right then.
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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby stevewharton » Tue May 12, 2020 10:33 am

Alan H wrote:
stevewharton wrote:
Alan H wrote:GT550s are the gaffer tape of the universe. If it's broken, they hold it together.


What we have to remember though, this forum is and always will be, called the "KETTLE" clinic.
Not the 550 clinic, or the 380 clinic, or any other clinic.

That suggests the kettles need a clinic and the others don't. About right then.
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See what I mean, so predictable. :roll:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby PaulD738 » Tue May 12, 2020 10:44 am

stevewharton wrote:
What we have to remember though, this forum is and always will be, called the "KETTLE" clinic.
Not the 550 clinic, or the 380 clinic, or any other clinic.
They were all "kindly" invited to join the prestigious KETTLE forum at a later date, and as an afterthought. ;)


Says he who recently offered to swap his pet cod for a T500 :tw
There rubbish them Jap bikes lad they won't last five minutes! you want to get yourself a nice Royal Enfield!
A quote from my old dad 8-)

I started out with nothing and I’ve got most of it left!

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby stevewharton » Tue May 12, 2020 11:44 am

PaulD738 wrote:
stevewharton wrote:
What we have to remember though, this forum is and always will be, called the "KETTLE" clinic.
Not the 550 clinic, or the 380 clinic, or any other clinic.
They were all "kindly" invited to join the prestigious KETTLE forum at a later date, and as an afterthought. ;)


Says he who recently offered to swap his pet cod for a T500 :tw


Just "fishing" Paul, (geddit?)

I'll never sell my beautiful kettle, as long as I have breath in my body, I'm even considering having it buried with me. :roll:
I would consider selling the GSX1100 though, to fund the right T500 purchase.
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby itsnotateapot » Tue May 12, 2020 12:47 pm

stevewharton wrote:
PaulD738 wrote:
stevewharton wrote:
What we have to remember though, this forum is and always will be, called the "KETTLE" clinic.
Not the 550 clinic, or the 380 clinic, or any other clinic.
They were all "kindly" invited to join the prestigious KETTLE forum at a later date, and as an afterthought. ;)


Says he who recently offered to swap his pet cod for a T500 :tw


Just "fishing" Paul, (geddit?)

I'll never sell my beautiful kettle, as long as I have breath in my body, I'm even considering having it buried with me. :roll:
I would consider selling the GSX1100 though, to fund the right T500 purchase.


Would that be a burial at sea. :?
SUZUKI GT750 L 8-)
SUZUKI T500 M 8-)
SUZUKI GT185 K 8-)
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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby PaulD738 » Tue May 12, 2020 1:46 pm

itsnotateapot wrote:
stevewharton wrote:
Just "codding" Paul, (geddit?)
I'm even considering having it buried with me. :roll:


Would that be a burial at sea. :?


Boom tish :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
There rubbish them Jap bikes lad they won't last five minutes! you want to get yourself a nice Royal Enfield!
A quote from my old dad 8-)

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby stevewharton » Tue May 12, 2020 3:34 pm

Just "fishing" Paul, (geddit)

Stop twisting my words Paul :roll:

and the answer to your question Richard is "Yes" :roll: :roll:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby canaletto5 » Tue May 12, 2020 3:40 pm

Gixxer18 wrote:Good Afternoon everyone, I’d like to take the opportunity to say hi and thank you for having me on your forum.
I currently have several Suzuki’s, listed later; and using the opportunity of the current problems to fettle my bikes.
I’m looking forward to using the knowledge available on the site to do so as well as offering solutions that I have used to help other members.
I’m currently working on a 1972 GT750 J, having just completed an 1972 A100 I found discarded in a skip.
You could say I like Suzuki’s!
With the exception of the A100, they are all non runners for the moment.

2002 Suzuki GSX-R 1000 K2
1994 Suzuki Katana 400
1985 Suzuki GSX550ES
1972 Suzuki GT750J
1972 Suzuki GT550J
1974 Suzuki GT380L
1972 Suzuki A100
1974 AP50
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Nigel.
Welcome Nigel. Although I sense you are beginning to regret joining

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby stevewharton » Tue May 12, 2020 3:57 pm

[/quote] Welcome Nigel. Although I sense you are beginning to regret joining[/quote]

I am. :lol:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".

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Re: New Member saying Hi!

Postby Frankibaby7 » Tue May 12, 2020 4:05 pm

:tw Hi mate ,,looks like you've had some good bikes :D
Welcome .
Frank. :roll: :tw 8-)


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