Hale and Pace "Yorkshire" sketch

[stevewharton]

Just watched another Hale and Pace sketch about Yorkies this one showing two of this strange breed in a posh restaurant. Aggressively shouting at the waiter and then the manager, in an attempt (successful ) to get their meals for free.
Not as funny as their "Yorkshire airlines" sketch, which poked fun at our northern cousins, but probably very accurate if a certain yorkie that I know is anything to go by

[Alan H]

He's having a go at you again, Richard. Tellim, tellim, tellim!!!!!!!

[stevewharton]

Just spent the day in yorkieland, over t'umber bridge, £1.50 toll, HAAR MUCH!!! onto Brid', Flamborough, Bempton and Scarborough, then Thornton le Dale, where there was a nice selection of bikes in the auction house, inc' an HRD Vincent, onto Pickering (weren't we there last year at the railway station?) then Malton and Helmsley. Back home over t'umber bridge again, and another £1.50 toll, HAAR MUCH!!! One day in yorkieland and I've been infected.
Great day out though and I saw five Royal Enfield Interceptors. (Common as muck )

[stevewharton]

He's having a go at you again, Richard. Tellim, tellim, tellim!!!!!!!

I'd never say that about Richard, he's an exception to the rule, he's generous to a fault, quietly spoken and totally un-opinionated.
Just the opposite to you in fact.

[Alan H]

Just spent the day in yorkieland, over t'umber bridge, £1.50 toll, HAAR MUCH!!! onto Brid', Flamborough, Bempton and Scarborough, then Thornton le Dale, where there was a nice selection of bikes in the auction house, inc' an HRD Vincent, onto Pickering (weren't we there last year at the railway station?) then Malton and Helmsley. Back home over t'umber bridge again, and another £1.50 toll, HAAR MUCH!!! One day in yorkieland and I've been infected.
Great day out though and I saw five Royal Enfield Interceptors. (Common as muck )

No we went to Grosmont station, but passed through Pickering on the way there. Lovely bit of the country, no wonder God calls it 'His own'.
You should've gone on the bike Steve, the Humber Bridge toll's free for a 2 wheeler! (Or even if you have a side carp on.)

[itsnotateapot]

He's having a go at you again, Richard. Tellim, tellim, tellim!!!!!!!

I'd never say that about Richard, he's an exception to the rule, he's generous to a fault, quietly spoken and totally un-opinionated.
Just the opposite to you in fact.

Steve where do you want me to send that Tenner.

[stevewharton]

He's having a go at you again, Richard. Tellim, tellim, tellim!!!!!!!

I'd never say that about Richard, he's an exception to the rule, he's generous to a fault, quietly spoken and totally un-opinionated.
Just the opposite to you in fact.

Steve where do you want me to send that Tenner.

Send it to Alan, he needs it more than me.

[stevewharton]

Just spent the day in yorkieland, over t'umber bridge, £1.50 toll, HAAR MUCH!!! onto Brid', Flamborough, Bempton and Scarborough, then Thornton le Dale, where there was a nice selection of bikes in the auction house, inc' an HRD Vincent, onto Pickering (weren't we there last year at the railway station?) then Malton and Helmsley. Back home over t'umber bridge again, and another £1.50 toll, HAAR MUCH!!! One day in yorkieland and I've been infected.
Great day out though and I saw five Royal Enfield Interceptors. (Common as muck )

No we went to Grosmont station, but passed through Pickering on the way there. Lovely bit of the country, no wonder God calls it 'His own'.
You should've gone on the bike Steve, the Humber Bridge toll's free for a 2 wheeler! (Or even if you have a side carp on.)

Would've much preferred to have gone on the kettle, but swmbo prefers the car and she's the boss in our house.

[Alan H]

Would've much preferred to have gone on the kettle, but swmbo prefers the car and she's the boss in our house.

Well, she has had a lot to put up with over the years.
Such a nice lady, perhaps she feels sorry for you as she puts her foot down with a firm hand!!!