Great News People..
There's a new inexpensive 2 minute COVID/19 test, And it's out now..?!?!?
You put one Finger of your Left Hand in your Mouth, and one Finger of your Right Hand up your Arse bottom.
You then count to 10, then swap Fingers.
Now, if you CAN'T Smell or Taste the Difference.....
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Then please Self-Isolate with immediate effect.
2 minute covid test
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Re: 2 minute covid test
glad to say i've tested negative John
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Re: 2 minute covid test
Haven't done the finger test but unfortunately have tested positive for Covid recently. Sense of taste and smell have gone, good job I have my sense of humour but with a face like mine you have to have a sense of humour!
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Re: 2 minute covid test
Thank you Alan for the excellent advice, much faster and cheaper than the "official" tests, true GeniusAlan H wrote: ↑Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:36 am Great News People..
There's a new inexpensive 2 minute COVID/19 test, And it's out now..?!?!?
You put one Finger of your Left Hand in your Mouth, and one Finger of your Right Hand up your Arse bottom.
You then count to 10, then swap Fingers.
Now, if you CAN'T Smell or Taste the Difference.....
Then please Self-Isolate with immediate effect.
And slightly better than Mr Trump's advice about bleach
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Re: 2 minute covid test
How can you be sure it’s not one of Mike Yeadons false positives if you can’t tell the difference?!
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Re: 2 minute covid test
I keep drowning the little viral bleeders in different single malts so they can't get immune to 'em.
Costing a small fortune, but I spend that much anyway.
Even welsh whisky works, but I've not tried chinky or thai stuff cos it's a bit close the the epicentre where they (allegedly) made the virus in the first place - and although Suntory is OK, it's hardly ever 'on offer' so they can keep it.
I'll stick to the Jockanory stuff - it tells no tales.........
Anyway, Mike used to work for Pfizer, so it'll be ok.
Costing a small fortune, but I spend that much anyway.
Even welsh whisky works, but I've not tried chinky or thai stuff cos it's a bit close the the epicentre where they (allegedly) made the virus in the first place - and although Suntory is OK, it's hardly ever 'on offer' so they can keep it.
I'll stick to the Jockanory stuff - it tells no tales.........
Anyway, Mike used to work for Pfizer, so it'll be ok.
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Re: 2 minute covid test
More help freely available now.
Careful of covid 'spammers' - or summat........
Can't be too careful nowadays, can yer?
Or mebbe it's just a 'Suvn' thing?
Careful of covid 'spammers' - or summat........
Can't be too careful nowadays, can yer?
Or mebbe it's just a 'Suvn' thing?
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Re: 2 minute covid test
Catching covid isn't all bad. It's sorted sutcliffe out.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54874713
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54874713
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Re: 2 minute covid test
I've tested positive, one of the perils of working at our local COVD / ICU hospital.
Felt rough for a few days, lost my sense of smell / taste now, and certainly won't be rushing back to work next week.
Felt rough for a few days, lost my sense of smell / taste now, and certainly won't be rushing back to work next week.
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I was over your way this morning Terry on the new Enfield and was gonna see if you were home to show you it. Pleased I didn't when I read your post.
Hope you get over the lurgi soon with no problems.
Hope you get over the lurgi soon with no problems.
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