God was stopped by the police out walking in North Yorkshire.
Plod wanted to know what he was doing.
God said he was working from home.
Stopped by the constabulary.
- Alan H
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Stopped by the constabulary.
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
- stevewharton
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Re: Stopped by the constabulary.
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
- Alan H
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Re: Stopped by the constabulary.
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
- canaletto5
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Re: Stopped by the constabulary.
Yorkie Al lost for words
- canaletto5
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Re: Stopped by the constabulary.
Btw, I've never been stopped by the constabulary, but I have been picked up by the fuzz...
- stevewharton
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Re: Stopped by the constabulary.
Coat, doorcanaletto5 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:42 pm Btw, I've never been stopped by the constabulary, but I have been picked up by the fuzz...
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
- stevewharton
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Re: Stopped by the constabulary.
Don't tempt fate, just enjoy the moment
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".