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Stopped by the constabulary.

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God was stopped by the police out walking in North Yorkshire.
Plod wanted to know what he was doing.
God said he was working from home.
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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Alan H wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:10 pm God was stopped by the police out walking in North Yorkshire.
Plod wanted to know what he was doing.
God said he was walking home, to Lincolnshire ;)
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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:roll:
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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Yorkie Al lost for words :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Btw, I've never been stopped by the constabulary, but I have been picked up by the fuzz...
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canaletto5 wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:42 pm Btw, I've never been stopped by the constabulary, but I have been picked up by the fuzz...
Coat, door :roll:
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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canaletto5 wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:40 pm Yorkie Al lost for words :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Don't tempt fate, just enjoy the moment ;)
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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