Important notice in light of the current challenging times:
Insurance Companies at present are not selling much Travel Insurance.In order to maintain sales, they have come up with Sex Insurance.
“HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE”?
If not, here are a few Insurances that offer various types of cover for the subject in hand.
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct policy. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal and General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life .
Sex with someone different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union .
Sex with your maid - Employers Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga .
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident .
Sex in the countryside - National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk - Abbey Life
Sex with Navy Officers - Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - Confused. Com
Make sure you are adequately covered
Have you got adequate insurance cover?
- Alan H
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Have you got adequate insurance cover?
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I’m married so only have sex with myself.
Nice to know I’m saving some money though, thanks Alan!
Nice to know I’m saving some money though, thanks Alan!
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Sex with a large animal - Black Horse
Sex with a politician- Churchill
Sex with a politician- Churchill
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Sex with animals , or people from Yorkshire - National Farmers Union .
- Alan H
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Re: Have you got adequate insurance cover?
Depends who tries that. I fancy a female 18 year old but it's difficult to find a pretty one with little self pride nowadays......
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