Toys R u?

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Alan H
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Toys R u?

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I went to the toy shop and asked where the Terminator action men were.
The assistant said 'Aisle B. Back'.
Proof that four strokes are over complicated
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Alan H wrote: Thu Sep 30, 2021 3:44 pm I went to the toy shop and asked where the Terminator action men were.
The assistant said 'Aisle B. Back'.
:roll: :shock: :lol: Are you bored or something?
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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Am as fed up as three Yellerbellies in a dry pub. :tw

Why are you on here when you're on holiday in the deep sarf wiv your good lady missis? :|
She's such a nice girl. Pity about her taste in old fat blokes...... :roll:
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Alan H wrote: Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:52 pm Am as fed up as three Yellerbellies in a dry pub. :tw

Why are you on here when you're on holiday in the deep sarf wiv your good lady missis? :|
She's such a nice girl. Pity about her taste in old fat blokes...... :roll:
Old fat guys eh? Strange, she's never mentioned finding you attractive. You're certainly the oldest on here though and with the fattest head, so fit the description perfectly ;)
Look, my paintwork hasn't got "Fish scales" :x they're "Dragon scales" right!!! However, after some thought, I will accept "Black Marlin" or "Swordfish", but definitely not "Haddock" or "Cod".
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