road tax??

[stevewharton]

Steve, You must be well off to afford ved anyway. All my bikes are mot and ved exempt,

What about the ved on your car? That must hurt a lot and the income tax on your pension pots, I bet you can't sleep at night, or is it all stashed under the mattress?

[Alan H]

£140 a year plus half price fuel (lpg) and a mattress stuffed with 10 bob notes. I get by ok, thanks very much Stevie Bubbles!
Oh, and since we got wed, I transferred Lynn's tax allowance to me, so that's ok as well!!
Don't tell me you haven't utilised some of your better half's unused allowance?

[stevewharton]

£140 a year plus half price fuel (lpg) and a mattress stuffed with 10 bob notes. I get by ok, thanks very much Stevie Bubbles!
Oh, and since we got wed, I transferred Lynn's tax allowance to me, so that's ok as well!!
Don't tell me you haven't utilised some of your better half's unused allowance?

No, most of us aren't as canny as you when it comes to saving pennies, or as affluent, but I have heard that you've got so much cash hidden under your mattress, you burn your arse on the ceiling light when you get in bed.

[Alan H]

Ceiling light? Antique sconce lighting if you don't mind......